The good news is that I still have the ability to do a split. The bad news is the event occurred on my ice covered driveway.
With flexibility not seen since the early eighties, I slooooowy slide down into an almost perfect split while attempting to get to the bottom of the driveway. This amazing feat was accomplished in front of the half the neighborhood waiting for the school bus. My grace is now legendary.
I have a lovely bruise on my chin as a result, and for the life of me I can't imagine how I bruised my chin.
Why was the driveway covered with ice? Well, let's just say the man organized the pantry beautifully that day. Needless to say, when he heard about my gymnastic ability the driveway was cleared in no time.
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